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why did the chicken cross the road (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by lemmingsareawesome@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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i dont know

credits: me (writer) my friend josh (co-writer) quantumvoid0 (viewer) my brother luke (he wanted to be in this post) my dog peanut butter (my dog)

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[–] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

U forgot to include me in credits for reading

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[–] lemmingsareawesome@sh.itjust.works [S] 5 points 2 months ago

i got you bro

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

I live for a day when poultry can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

He had a valid prescription. He has glaucoma. PTSD, definitely -- his ancestors caused the entire oil industry crisis.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

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