Body texture?

Well, you won't get what you want if you don't ask.

You probably also won't get it if you do ask, but at least there's a nonzero possibility.

Someone had a good laugh typing that

He should have added a few decades to his stated age. Then he’d have picked up those looking for a lottery ticket

So many fish in the sea

Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

Financially resplendent?

Resplendent isn't the most suitable adjective for describing someone's financial status.

But even if it was ...

So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she's already wealthy?

If I was a girl, I'd be throwing myself at this!

Do personal ads still exist?