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[–] 7 points 2 months ago

The same thing I do every night: Try to take over the world!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Like I would tell you...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Do nothing and let the world burn itself

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    force everyone to enjoy poutine. it must become akin to pizza

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    cry and masturbate

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Take over Earth and have a seraglio of gorgeous men and women as my sex slaves.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Step 1: underpants

    Step 2:

    Step 3: profit

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Plan? Well that is subject to change but it is still evil all of the time.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    You know, the regular kind

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