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[–] 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I wonder if Google does this on purpose to get clicks on social media.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Probably someone searching the question and then using the Dev tools to edit the HTML

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Yes they do. It was a long time ago they had any soul and wanted to actually make users feel good. A sense of humor requires a positive human spirit, something their corporation doesn't have.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    Holy shit it’s real

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    actual good advice, wow

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I'm glad you got out safely. 😮‍💨

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you've gotten too close to a bear 😄

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Considering he is only trained in Aikido, I'll criticize any advice he has on karate, judo, or kung fu.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    DO: Ask him to perform Strut

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Considering he is old and fat and can barely stand up I doubt anybody would be in danger next to him

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    Don't worry, nowadays you're completely safe around Steven Seagal unless he switches to his obvious fighting double.

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