Or, what about the satisfaction of knowing your purpose?

Hold door

Hodor.

Ant door.

Andor?

I'd rather be a door bug than work at Amazon, could be worse

That's a turtle ant soldier, by the way: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/488130

That's a great door to aspire to 🫡

Wal-Mart greeters be like:

But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says "yeah that guy? He's a door. He's a good door, pretty chill." And that's it your the chill door dude.

Unless I somehow manage to fuckup being a door...

OPEN THE BIFRÖST

Ant Door Ant Door wearing a sombredoor