They also don't have healthcare, or protection from predators. Just like Americans?

Vote for me and I'll fix this.

Its because all their assets are in hedge funds

That's because they are hedging against the government.

Thanks this will save me a lot of money

Wait, is a hedgehog a quick animal?

But they're full of ticks and lungworms, poor guys

Gotta go fast

Hedgehogs are clearly part of the problem, and since they seem likely to be tastier than old, fat rich humans I say we start with eating them first.

Either do you. But the consequences a would be for you.

Quick animal fact: Hedgehogs can shit themselves to death if given regular cows milk.
Apparently they made commercials in the UK 14+ years ago about this..

Am hedgehog. Can confirm.

https://youtube.com/shorts/4lWqr2xKwYE