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Hedgehogs (eviltoast.org)
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Alt Text: The Massachusetts Institute of Technology aims to replace all of its students with robots by 2028.

Great. First robots steal our jobs, now they're going to steal our crippling student debt too.
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That sounds about right. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: The blooper reel for the 2004 film Taxi is longer than the actual movie, because Jimmy Fallon started laughing during every single scene.

That sounds about right.
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Alt Text: Tap dancing, ballet, and ballroom dancing are all derived from the Macarena.

It is known as the mother of all dances.
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Alt Text: Citizens of Singapore are given shoes of varying heights so that no one person is taller than another.

It must be hard for the toddlers to walk.
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I love that. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: The Japanese name for Japan is "Nippon", which translates to "the land of sunshine where no man will ever live in fear of dinosaurs".

I love that.
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That's so interesting. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: The English alphabet originally had 22 letters, and a Q could be used to make the sound of 6, 5, N, and 2.

That's so interesting.
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That makes sense. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: The Bloody Mary was invented in London, where a tomato is called a Mary.

That makes sense.
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Alt Text: "I am not racist. dislike all minorities equally. "

-Ron DeSantis

I don't think that's how it works.
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Alt Text: Customer: You're telling me a pumpkin spiced this latte? Pumpkin wearing Starbucks hat: The secret ingredient is me. With each latte I inch closer to death's door. My profession will be my demise.

We made a comic about pumpkin spice.
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Alt Text: Bob Marley only ate deep fried vegetables.

It was a big fad diet back in the 70s.
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Fucking water, how does it work?
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That blows my mind. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: Gold is so valuable that $50 worth of gold is worth $80.

That blows my mind.
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Alt Text: "l'm currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2

-Tom Cruise

I wonder what happens at level nine.
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Alt Text: In the UK, pubs traditionally serve beer at its boiling point.

It's as unpleasant as it sounds.
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Obviously. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: UFO stands

for " Unfortunate Frenc Omen "

Obviously.
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That's helpful to know. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: You can get rid of a computer virus by making a Word document titled "computer virus" and then deleting it.

That's helpful to know.
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Never forget. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: The Great Recession began in 2007 shortly after Red Lobster started charging customers for their famous Cheddar Bay biscuits.

Never forget.
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Alt Text: There is a running gag across all James Bond movies that James does not know how to tie his shoes.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to tie.
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A fake quote by WH press sec. Karoline Levitte that purports that she said "Have you ever had that feminine urge to resurrect the antichrist and bring about the end of days"
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Alt Text: "I am not racist. dislike all minorities equally. "

-Ron DeSantis

I don't think that's how it works.
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Alt Text: It takes 600 years for an apple core to biodegrade.

Apples are the least environmentally friendly food you can eat.
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Alt Text: If a person saves one penny a day they will be a billionaire by the time they turn 3.

This will be hard now that they've stopped making pennies.
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That makes sense. (media.mstdn.social)
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Alt Text: a A cappuccino is mixture of coffee and milk from a capuchin monkey.

That makes sense.
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Alt Text: 1 Man at duck pond: I envy these ducks. 2 Man: Just floating all day, not a care in the world. 3 Duck: Our water is polluted. Predators devour our children. God has forsaken my species. 4 Man, tossing bread to the unamused duck: I hear you pal. Quack quack, ducky want bready.

We made a comic about a duck pond.
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