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[–] 36 points 2 months ago (1 child)

The dad jokes department is over there, Sir.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    I hate to admit how long this took me.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (12 children)

    I don't get it? Is it because I'm not a native speaker? Is it because I'm too old?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Head, shoulders, "Nissan toes" (knees and toes).

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    And what is this saying (song?) attributed to?

    I don’t have kids and still don’t get it..some sorta nursery rhyme?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    Very young kid's song. Kids tap or point at the body part when singing.

    Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

    Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

    Eyes and ears and nose and mouth!

    Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    Its a pun on the song "head shoulder knees and toes".

    Nissan sounds like "knees and"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    This better not awaken anything in me

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    "I was just walking and my toes seized up. Turns out I have a self destructing transmission in my feet. Thanks Nissan!"

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    !Nissan toes (knees and toes)!<

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