Yeah, we all know it's Decemberween.

Clearly no one here has seen gravity falls enough times. Too bad this isn't a reference to that show.

FFS… Let’s all do boycottween instead

I get angry seeing Christmas things before December. I can see spooky fun stuff anytime and be happy.

I'm all for Spooky Season beginning as soon as the nights begin to lengthen, or really all year. And no that doesn't mean anyone needs to buy anything.

Halloween itself is already a farce; a commercial, US American circus, spreading all over the world. Never expected it could be topped.

"We have all this Halloween garbage from last year clogging our warehouse and we need to make room for this year's batch"

Summerween is better than Halloween because it's still twilight during trick or treat hours and the weather is warm enough that you don't have to worry about exposed skin and cold weather. Plus way less likely for bad weather during summer.

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Buy more shit. We know you like Halloween so let's just extend that all year, works for Christmas. What do you mean that has a negative impact on the cultural significance of the holiday?

Corporations are the greatest appropriators and destroyers of culture that have ever existed.

I noticed that Costco also had some Halloween stuff up last week too

No but it sure fuckin' should be. Let the spook flag fly!

Not with that attitude

What's a Target?

Oh, yea, it's that walmart-like store where everything is even more overpriced.