"Jesus take the wheel!"
I don't think he even has a driving licence.
"Jesus take the wheel!"
I don't think he even has a driving licence.
Yeah but compare their driving record to atheists’ driving record. How often do you see nothing sitting by the side of the road?
According to the county I live in, if you graffiti a highway train bridge with images of Jesus it's fine for a decade to leave that up until someone adds little red devil horns, then it gets painted over within a week.
They shouldn't wear seatbelts
Let them put their faith to the test
On a serious note.
I knew a woman who would not wear a seatbelt, her reasoning? If she wore one, it would signal to god that she didn't trust him.
Did… did you know my mom? She’s literally bitched my entire life about how she shouldn’t have to wear one if she doesn’t want to and that if she died in an accident she would “go on to glory”, it took my baby brother balling his eyes out that he didn’t want her to die to get her to do it. I still have doubts that she wears one if she’s in the car by herself. For context I’m now in my 40s
That's cool, did you use 'knew' as in before she flew out a windscreen?
I saw a video where daughters were arguing with their mother about turning the car off while it was being fueled. She refused to because "do you not trust Jesus? If we die, it is God's will. I trust him and will not interfere". Dangerous morons.
Well, cars weren't around in Jesus' time. No idea why they keep asking him to drive
Atheist: shit, I'm sliding out! Better get this under control.
Christian: Jesus, take the wheel!
Yes. I've been on motorcycles the better part of my life and I give any vehicles with religious stickers a wide berth.
College alumni stickers are also an excellent bad driver indicator.
Blame the vehicle industry.
A good Christian rides camels, horses, and multiple wifes.
Ride... the wives?
How would a centaur wear pants
You want Leah to wear clothes?
Correct. Although she'll always be second choice for me. Unfortunately the best partner in pelican town is with the only person there who's more autistic than me.
Ah, if only there were some poly people in pelican town 😥
There are a bunch of them. Thanks to my rabbit foot, they are blissfully unaware that they're poly though. Anyway I refuse to share robin with Demetrius. The man's controlling, annoying, boring and frightfully pedantic. Robin can do better. Actually wile I'm at it I'm going to save Marnie from a life of being hidden away like she's something to be ashamed of. Fuck you Lewis! Her life's hard enough without you treating her like shit! Me, Marnie, Robin, and Leah getting trashed on ancient fruit wine in my barn during the week and doing peyote with Sandy on the weekend.
حَرِيمٌ
monogamy is a recent western sabotage propaganda.
I know what a harem is. I was just making a joke about riding wives like animals vs sexually.
yes
Awareness ≢ endorsement.
I love consentual poly{gamy,eros} & promiscuity.
I am incompatibility with such an objectifying grooming dominant religion.
Free all✊🏿
It's the perfect religion for being an utter psychopath.
No matter what, you're forgiven if you believe some Palestinian dude a couple thousand years ago is the only son of a supreme deity.
It's such a dovetail with capitalism it's criminal; be horrible, go to the good afterlife anyway‽
as a kid used to get in competitions on who would spot more of these crosses during road trips, we got lots of mountain serpentines, thus many of these near cliffs
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