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Missed opportunity: Star Trek: The Next Penetration.
Isn’t that the one where you put it on and go “wait hang the fuck on, that’s Tasha Yar, this isn’t just surface level, someone spent a surprising amount of effort making this lore-compliant and accurate to the characters”?
Am I the only one who is bothered by the poster for the porn parody showing a Picard that has pips on the wrong side of the collar up top and the correct side on the bottom? I’m gonna need an explanation for this before you even begin to convince me I need to see him and Crusher doing it on a biobed.
Somewhere there was a breakdown in communication. That "XXX" version was supposed to be based upon the Vin Diesel movie.
Makes me wonder if there's a XXX - A XXX Porn Parody. If so, it's probably still better than the original.
The original is decent (for what it was). It’s the sequel what that was straight trash. I’m not saying xXx is a James Bond level of good but for some silly action flick, it does the job. The sequel misses the point that it was funny to laugh at xXx as a spy name because of the dude’s actual name. Writers or whoever thought they could get away with being a standalone sequel. Ice Cube does not told the hots that Diesel had.
I always had a thing for Michelle Forbes. She played a vampire in a movie called Love Bites, Lord have mercy...
Wow. Starring "Goody Two Shoes" Adam Ant. At a 5.4, still better than Section 31.

I love that movie. It's so early 90's.
For a more 80's vibe, watch Once Bitten (1985), one of Jim Carrey's earliest.

"Just" porn?





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