Seen next to a bakery. Neat.

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[–] 53 points 2 months ago (10 children)

In my mum's village they have a pizza vending machine, I tried it for the novelty and I was pleasantly surprised, it was delicious! You could get it cooked or uncooked, it's got some sort of built-in oven in the machine. The guy who makes them restocks every day and rotates the menu every week. There was also a dessert and salad machine next to it so you could get yourself an entire dinner. Also super fresh and bloody good!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I had one of those here in Finland, the price to quality was okay (12€), it was better than frozen but not quite as good as restaurant pizza, but considering it was done in less than 5min was really cool. My biggest consern was that the pizza box had a somewhat open bottom, so it would cool down too much while taking it home. But eating it there at a park would be fun

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    How so? Having an open bottom seems counter-intuitive.

    For some reason I'm just having trouble imagining it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Those exist in many places in the world. I have eaten vending machine pizza in Austria too.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I remember the novelty of a chicken ring vending machine at college 35 years ago. Rings instead of nuggets because more dependable on heating, but you'd pay and it would drop the rings into hot oil for an appropriate 3-4 minutes, then dispense in a cup. They were quite passable, and it was nice to have a hot food option next to the cold sandwiches and like cold burgers/burritoes you could heat in the microwave there.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Note the scratches where the text is. Imagine the thoughtlessness, the absolute brain smoothosity of the clod who did that on an impulse they were too stupid to even remember.

    I was walking behind someone like this once. They stopped for two seconds, and used their lighter to try setting a poster on fire, but, unsuccessful, kept walking.

    They live among us. If you call that living.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    The French are famous for protesting

    Machines taking over jobs, maybe it was too expensive, maybe kids fukcing around.

    Could have been smooth-brained, but someone wasted some time there.

    That the same kind of damage i see on my local metro when machines stop working and dont' get fixed for a week.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    There's a part of me that kind of wishes my town had surveillance akin to China's that is effective in preventing this kind of petty crime. I'm jealous of how clean Chinese cities are comparatively.

    There's also a part of me that is well aware I sometimes just run red lights on my scooter at 5AM when there are no cars around, or sometimes forget a doggie bag when I'm out walking the pups, and then I'm well aware it would be used against me too and no system is perfect.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Same fucking problem. Our neighborhood has a string of thefts, (from porch pirates to stolen cars) I'd love to have something centralized and accessible to the whole community to police, but that's what flock is doing and I hate that. And even if we rolled our own, some of those asshole in the neighborhood would be bitching about kids riding bikes on empty sidewalks.

    just take us back to pre-technology when we came out of our houses with baseball bats to discourage vandals.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    No, Flock is very different, as there is no meaningful oversight or regulatory apparatus. (Unless you count lawsuits, which I don't.) That's certainly not the case with China.

    Though the baseball bat analogy is attractive.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    That's great if you have a late-night baguette emergency situation!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    In Belgium back in the '80s there were vending machines selling frites et mayonnaise. No idea if they still exist but they were wonderful!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    There's a bakery here in Montreal that has an automatic baguette checkout for when the line gets too crowded with coffee and pastry orders. This is probably the same deal for the bakery it flanks.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Showed this to my girlfriend, who is French, expecting she'd recoil in horror. But she said "yeah, we have those, it's good for when there isn't a full-time baker around".

    According to their website, it can store two types of baguettes (regular and traditional) and two types of pastries (croissants and pains au chocolat)

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    In Brittany (next to the sea usually) you can find oysters vending machines. It's weird.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    That sounds awesome and fun except I'd be concerned about them staying okay - have to be careful buying fresh to not get dead ones.

    I'm sure they must've worked it out sufficiently, but it'd be a worry for me. heh

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Not just just baguettes mon ami! Apparently also Croissants, Pain Au Chocolat and some kind of shorter loaf too. Maybe a cheese loaf cos it's the most expensive one?

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    If they ever do a marketing campaign, they should have some New Yorkers of Italian descent saying "Need some bread? Hey, baguette about it!"

    I'll see myself out.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I hope they’re still allowed to breathe. Nothing worse than a soggy baguette

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago*

    This is France were talking about, even the shittiest last remaining supermarket baguette is still crunchier then any you can find outside the country.

    That vending machine either keeps them perfect or is only a tourist trap.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Where is the bread coming out?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I'm guessing that square in the middle is a slot.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Looks way too small, I think that's the coin return.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Always "fresh"!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I don't get this, but at least it isn't full of Gauloises

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