Nobody? Try everybody.

Ah, the vestigial nobody. Haven't seen one of those in a while.

Aprons are great.

I should probably get one.

Nobody:

Laminar flow is a cruel mistress.

As someone who's worked dish, ladles are fucking traders.

Plot twist: you are the little spoon and you're trying to wash yourself

Maybe it's the 'tism but I am really clumsy with water so yeah it me

Mf tryin to wash a spoon with a hose.

I feel called out.

Sporks are better.