Arachnophobic vampires assemble!

I’ll let someone bite me if it means a date.

Hell, I let someone eat a limb; If we get to have sex.

God, I’m so lonely.

Is it bad that the 1st thing I thought of was RFC 3339, and not the fruit or people?

so many interpretations

Date, the fruit.

You have to check for maggots, actually.

Not the weirdest thing about modern dating.

The answer is yes, you troglodyte

Hate when the spiders get in my chronologies

English is weird sometimes

English is just a stupid language...

Not the first joke about this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Venn/comments/pb3k85/excel_incel_and_me_eating_a_fig/

When I read things like this, I am suddenly very glad the language I use in my everyday life has very different words "Dattel" (the fruit), "Datum" (point on a calendar) and "Verabredung" (romantic meeting, though we also use the anglicism "Date" for this - and ONLY for this).

You'd be better off eating the spider.

Spiders man?

I'll admit, I didn't check for spiders last time I bit any of the people I was on my most recent date with

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