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[–] 21 points 3 months ago (1 child)

From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I can proudly state I haven't had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    This reminds me of the reverse of a scene from 2.5 Men.

    Charlie Sheen gives up drinking, but this brother later sees him drinking a beer. He confronts Charlie about it and Charlie says, "I did quit drinking, beer doesn't count."

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    "This position requires 6 beers experience."

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Probably having another 10 beers.

    I retired from drinking for a reason.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Idk piss?

    I don't value the piss fetisher's psyop that you gotta "not break the seal" like you just want me to piss myself and I'm not falling for it.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    By 5, I'll be wishing I didn't have any more. By 10, I'll be wondering how I'm even alive

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  • The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I'd be stone cold sober.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I pledged a frat in college (the weird small one that just did D2 LAN parties and smoked hookah), and got to the point where I could shotgun 6x keystone tallboys without stopping, and pass all of the field sobriety tests.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'll be dead because I've never consumed alchohol

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I'm drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I'm on holiday, so I can.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My first experience with cocaine was getting just enough to let me drink half a handle of vodka on NYE and still fell sober.

    I was irritated, but my friend's parents let me be the one to shoot off fireworks (they're the ones who told their kid to share her cocaine).

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I would argue those "lemonades" get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.

    Unless you're drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm in South Africa on holiday, I'm drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.

    But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it's just liquid sugar, you can't drink much of that without throwing up.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    My vision is a bit fuzzy…

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    At my rate, probably about a year or so older.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    "where do you see yourself 10 beers from now" would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I feel funny.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Playing wizard sticks.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Face down in a ditch soaked in my own piss.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    10 beer plan...? I'll be floored after the 2nd one.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Do you have a genetic affliction that doesnt let your liver process it quickly? I had a friend of Asian decent whom would get drunk extremely quickly as well. What a way to find out when everyone was floored by the fact he was on the floor on the first drink. (He hadn't drank previously or if so it must have been his second time or something because he wasn't prepared for it)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Yeah he would flush really quickly.

    Quick search says it's an enzyme variant to some from east Asian decent. "The ALDH2 gene variant makes it hard for the body to convert acetaldehyde into harmless acetate."

    "Common Physical Symptoms: Red flushing or blotches on the face, neck, and shoulder. Fast heartbeat or palpitations. Nausea and vomiting. Headaches or dizziness"

    So multiple symptoms outside the fast heartbeat would seem to match that of someone whom had had to much to drink.

    So I'm sure it would be easy for a new drinker to mistake being a lightweight and it being a larger health issue. Especially when they were 12,000 km from where the trait was more evident.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    ask me after another 10

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Drink another 10, I wouldn’t be buzzed at 10 beers at this point in my life

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