Would love the kind of job where violence is an acceptable response to hostility from people you encounter, money is easily made by looting bodies and opening random treasure chests in the wilds, and magic works.
Where can I apply?
Would love the kind of job where violence is an acceptable response to hostility from people you encounter, money is easily made by looting bodies and opening random treasure chests in the wilds, and magic works.
Where can I apply?
Who took the picture if their hands are both occupied.
I'm not trusting no stinking khajiit with my phone
This is bodycam footage
Oh man, last time I saw this question the thread ended up being pretty impressive ...
Monster energy? The sponsor of the Trump fight on the lawn of the white house?
This guy fucking sucks. Fuck this guy.
The white house lawn showcase, everyone:

Know your audience. The guy smoking a cig and pounding a monster for breakfast before clocking into their minimum wage job also probably voted against their own interests.
As unfortunate as that is, white monster is too delicious
That actually looks like a pretty kick-ass job. Wait... I'm supposed to BE the dragon in this scenario, right?
Actually, it's a wyvern. Dragons have four legs and two wings, wyverns have two legs and two wings.
Actually that's my cock. Wyverns don't react like that when they see your mom.
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