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[–] 35 points 3 months ago*

If the bandmate in front of you falls, pick up his clarinet and keep playing.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    Buddy approves

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    The only reason I need a clarinet is so you can hear the noises in my head too.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    There are many like it, but this one is constantly out of tune.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Do any of you ever wonder where this guy is today?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    This is my clarinet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    "You do not learn to play an instrument, you learn to become an instrument" - Idk, some wise musician probably

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Makes me wonder what other fantastic memes have been lost to time

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    One time at band camp...

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago