
Fuck that hippy shit, you want one of these beside the sunbed.
15mins, can of monster and you are gripped and sorted for the day

Fuck that hippy shit, you want one of these beside the sunbed.
15mins, can of monster and you are gripped and sorted for the day
Oh christ this was really popular for a hot minute. IIRC it's potentially deadly - getting a sunburn on your anus, which is skin that can burn in a few minutes it's so sensitive, comes with an incredible risk of infection.
It's called "where the sun don't shine" for a reason.
I offer services to keep it moist.
this was really popular for a hot minute
I thought it sounded familiar
Well that's one way to bleach it I guess
And the sun also burns away the pesky hair about the anus.
Reminds me The Deep"s advertisement for "manly perineal sunbaths" in The Boys season 5
This is the sort of useful, relevant information I browse Lemmy for. Terrific post, OP!
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