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[–] 73 points 3 months ago (12 children)

This idea is ridiculous. It's a complete fantasy that you can just release wolves as the panacea to everything. The real world is more complicated than that.

Some situations require having mountain lions released on them, or possibly bears.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    There are certain segments of the population that deserve very poisonous spiders dropped on their heads.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Its always lupus.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Trump?

    You're not gonna believe this, but...

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    What if your problem is that you have too many wolves?

    Believe it or not, send wolves. We have the most "not too many wolves" spaces in the world, because of having sent in more wolves.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Nice try wolves

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Too much food on your plate? Wolf it down.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    Outpost.com best commercials ever. Everyone loves releasing wolves.

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    There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Oh man that beats paying $300/mo for Wolfgovy.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Been saying this for years. Now some clot tweets it and 38 people are all excited like this new.

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    For pollution this would actually work except with trees instead of wolves.

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