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[–] 13 points 3 months ago

You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago
    [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah they wouldn't have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    He's gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    What a marvelous bird, the pelican
    His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
    He can hold in his beak,
    Enough fish for a week,
    But damned if I know how the hell he can

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Pelica is not a country, dammit!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Ice gettin everyone

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    No sign of them pelicans, eh?

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