They keep making burgers taller but unless I'm supposed to be able to unhinge my jaw to take a bite they should make the burger longer

They make a club sandwich at a restaurant directly below my apartment, pretty much the only thing on the menu not full of oil, and it’s like 10 inches high. If you squeeze it hard enough for it not to disintegrate upon taking a bite, the weak bread breaks apart and your hands get covered in condiments.

When I first tried it, I legitimately considering asking for a manager to demand to know how they expected a person to eat this thing.

oh sweet summer child, you'd be amazed what you can fit in your mouth.