Of course

17 people died that day, presumably of a bad trout season

worse. flood will absorb contaminants into the water bodies.

I would imagine the floods would bring the trout out of the rivers and distribute them to locations that are suboptimal for trout fishing.

first one, then the other

Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.

the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best "hrm." and then pointed to the right of where she did and said "well it looks like a boat"

the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don't tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."