Me clicking the link and trying to look around

Oh my god I forgot that site existed.

Watch them use it sideways.

Which way is the cool way though? You want the designer in front or back? I'm going to say it's situation dependent. Out by yourself? Pattern back would be cooler. But you wanna put your best front forward for like a job interview.

You could go for something like this, just without the face flap bit. They look kinda goofy but work pretty well

My solution is much more simple. I just never go outside.

My goto in a tatch straw hat and a wide-brimmed bucket hat with an elastic tightener and chin strap.

Pfft. Turtleneck. Or more realistically, one of them “buff” things. Basically turns whatever you’re wearing into a turtleneck.

Hats are hot and stuffy, I’ve found. I carry an umbrella as a parasol unless I’m biking or need both hands. Then it’s the Buff.

Also, a backwards hat to protect from the sun realistically offers dubious protection unless you are always walking directly away from the sun.

When i do it, the cap's to keep my hair in check and the sunglasses are superior to the brim, which i don't like how it also obstructs the top of my vision.

Nowadays though i just use a hair tie

2012? Mf, this is like 90s joke on a 2004 template.

Don't you know? Nobody answers their phone, grandpa. If it's important, they will send a message.