If all the rich cunts go on that cruise and a cruise missile "accidentally falls" on the ship we would kill 99,99% of the bacteria that are killing us and the planet.

FUCK AI

Let's raise money to pack all billionaires on this ship and name it Titanic.

Gentlemen, noncredible defense is that way

The adventure of a lifetime on the high seas!

Jet-ski included? Sign me up.

Disposable drones are yesterday's news. Disposable Jet-Ski's, just durable/seaworthy-enough for repeat use, for nigh-on-suicidal thrill-seekers? THE FUTURE

I had the sad realization, little over ten years ago now, that joining the Somali pirates for fun and ... probably not profit ... would see me branded a traitor and my family likely cut-off from any benefits my service earned, but I'm just that much less attached to this flesh-sack than your average bear, ya know?

If you wonder how I could muse about going that stupidly overboard, what they did to Eric Harroun made it clear that even trying to go along with our empire's, let alone freedom's, interests without prior approval, was no longer an option.

Big Money wants to control your exact manner of armed death, but indiscriminantly clearing mine-fields is still on-the table, so far. If we can trick Big Money's kids into joining-in, so much the better.