Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.
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I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.
Brand new sentence!
Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.
edit: abort relax, I repeat - abort relax! As pointed out in comments, those who (like me) throw away the crust are wasting good'a chees'a!
I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something
Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.
Not all require rennet, like cottage cheese for instance
They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.
I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.
Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.
Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀
You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...
Well i could still lick it no?
It is going to taste like cheese.
Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?
I’d rather the second from the right myself.
I'd rather the one under her crotch.
I’d rather have sex with this woman
You mean the one under her asshole?

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