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[–] 120 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?

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  • [–] 104 points 3 months ago

    She’s sponsored by Big Parma

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  • [–] 81 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.

    edit: abort relax, I repeat - abort relax! As pointed out in comments, those who (like me) throw away the crust are wasting good'a chees'a!

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  • [+] 2 points 3 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.

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  • [+] 2 points 3 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.

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  • [+] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.

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    [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Well i could still lick it no?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It is going to taste like cheese.

    Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I’d rather the second from the right myself.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I'd rather the one under her crotch.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Mike Bass, it will cost you everything

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    oh damn 😂😭

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