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[–] 81 points 3 months ago (17 children)

I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.

    edit: abort relax, I repeat - abort relax! As pointed out in comments, those who (like me) throw away the crust are wasting good'a chees'a!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.

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    I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.

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