The link wouldn’t let me read it with an adblocker enabled. A window took up the screen telling me to disable it.

Which is why I went to an archive site and read it there.

Bonus points for one that does not even have your personal information e.g. Session.

Jamil has entered the chat. P2P with E2EE, so you only ever need some internet connection to stay in touch, no servers to be taken down.

The only problem is that it'll eat your phone's battery like chrome eats RAM

Ah yes noted - if one wants to discuss schooting schoolchildren, they should do it on Signal. /s

That's why big tech renamed them to direct messages (DM).

Oh, I don’t have to imagine it. I once got suspended for two weeks after telling my bullies to “drop dead.” Apparently that’s a “threat.” The context of the phrase never came into play, no investigation into why I’d feel compelled to say something like that, because fuck the victims of bullying, right?

The system has been pouncing on people for snippets of out-of-context phrases for decades. Unfortunately, they rarely catch the people who actually act out their violence.

POV I'm walking past an elementary school.

You can set the lid-close trigger to do nothing, suspend, hibernate, or shut down. I'm assuming it was an unsaved document and the lid was set to shutdown on close.

Bad webapp that locks the account when the computer goes to sleep

I don't think the government should be reading private messages

"should I shoot him?" is not a threat.

Also, who made you the judge jury and executioner of Snapchat messages that get you fired from your job?

That's the AI's job and I don't want to see you stealing jobs from hard working AIs.