Am I the only one who puts their pygmy in the car the night before so they don’t forget?

The Triple Tap before leaving home: Phone, Wallet, Keys. It's now a quadruple tap, because it now includes earbuds.

I carry a sling bag, so it all goes in there, making it easier, but I still check anyway.

My state banned disposable furtive pygmies, so I'm always forgetting my reusable ones in my vehicle...

At the late great Robert Anton Wilson would say when making the motion of the cross: “Spectacles, testicles, brandy, cigars.”

Leave it out like that? That's how you get Beds of Chaos!

!soulslike@lemmy.zip :)

Every time. Just like 9-11, the Alamo, and the sinking of the Lucitania.