This plane can fit 50 men!

Oh come on, they aren't all like that.

This one is great for those who want to smell farts blasted right into their faces.

Have you tried not being so tall? /s

Tojo took m’leg room!

Is that a couple of floating scrotums?

If it was really down to airlines they'd design airplanes for sardines...

Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers) but bus and train manufacturers, too. And car makers when it comes to the back seats. Basically any company producing means of multi-person transportation.

I'm 5ft 2 and I feel like I barely fit in an airplane seat. And God forbid I have to use the restroom during the flight.

Restrooms smaller than portable Scotty potties.

I'm not someone who has claustrophobia but I'll be real. Those restrooms feel like a coffin. And being on a flight longer 2 hours is a test of my mental fortitude.

I've been on an airplane a few times for about 9 hours and I honestly felt slightly traumatized by the experience.

Id love to travel to farther places but I don't think I can handle those 13 hr flights.

This is not even a joke for WestJet.

(From my driving school textbook)

The front view needs to be 1 plastic school ruler wide with no curves. And no arms.

I rode fiddy planes

“You’re not mah daddy, a’hm your daddy!”

I killed fiddy men!

Replace the guy with just moneybags on their way to get emptied.

I am not that tall, but tall enough that my knee hits the plastic protection piece on the front seat, it is not fun.

Once upon a time, KLM was fined for providing too little legroom. Good times...

two hour flight to London with RyanAir was an absolute nightmare for me, and i'm ~196 cm which isn't even that tall.

it really sucks that my options are either to suffer or to pay more.

It's actually 🐄

Last time I flew on a plane the armrest from the seat in front of me actually cut my knee there was so little room. My only other option was to get my leg run over by the drink cart.