Can anyone help me find my measuring tape I had 30 seconds ago?

Are you trying to say that anything beyond this single moment exists? Get out if here with that ludicrous idea.

I rely heavily on rituals when entering/leaving the house and always keep the same things in the same pockets to help mitigate this. The "[ ] week(s) since I last searched for my glasses on my face" sign resets to zero more than I'd like, though.

Can confirm with an expert subject (my gf)

Assuming this is about finding something you put down somewhere i think about where I started and I can't remember what I did but I think about WHY I was going to do something.

Ex: where's my phone?

Ok I'm in the living room, I was in my office, before I sat down I was thirsty so I went to the kitchen to get a drink, which means I touched the counter, the fridge and the sink, I now have 3 places I can look for my phone.