Use it then return it in it's original packaging, it's big brain things

For sale: brand new door stop in packaging, never used.

No low ballers, I know what I've got.

The traction might be hindered overall, but I don’t see the door closing.

Just use a spoon from the cafeteria like a civilized person would

Bruh, its a door stop. Its stopping the door. Mission accomplished.

Plus you preserve it for future collectors.

Don't want to get it dirty, it might be worth something some day.

Seems like something I would do just to post a picture to my dumb friends on IRC.

Hey it works and it keeps it clean!

This could be to avoid scuffing the floor

well they don't have a degree yet, do they :)

When I lived in a dorm, we used to hold doors open by attaching them with a coat hanger to the dresser

Why use more word when less do trick.