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The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!" (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Then he snapped his fingers and vanished without a tres.

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[–] 9 points 3 months ago

Boo!

(Enjoy my upvote)

Boo!

Haha

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    [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    "He dissappeared?"

    (Points to stage) "SEE"

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    [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    He must’ve ser-con-vented the exits.

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    At least he left before counting five twice.

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    [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Encore! Encore! 👏🐲

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