When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.

Does robot dick still get you stoned?

I don't kink shame. Unless being shamed is your kink, in which case I still won't cause I'm a bottom.

I'm already an expert at sucking human dick; I need a new challenge.

EVERY APPLIANCE IN MY HOUSE IS A SPY ROBOT

I hate the formatting.

Wait, I thought this was Robot:

What are joints and cigarettes than? Ents?

Do robots have foreskins? A-asking for a friend...

I'm dick.

Dude in the back left though with his phone in his face.

I can see someone wearing this walking by a group of heartless felons and getting their head bashed in.