Mickey just bit the soft flesh of my knee pit. I don't think I've ever squealed so loudly so early.

Gondor calls..Consider me alerted

They say it's hard to make friends in your 30's / 40's.

2 exceptions.

1. Eating food at the dog beach..

2. Federal emergency warning system.

A very attractive police woman complemented my vehicle last night during a booze bus stop. File under: “Community engagement”

Also I managed to crack into a laptop I had trouble opening before. Turns out there were screws UNDER the rubber feet. I know companies do this sometimes but this is the first I encountered it myself, not great for repairability as they probably expect you to buy more rubber feet of them to replace the ones you ripped off.

Reminds me of the dungeons in Elden Ring where you'd get stuck and it turns out the rest of the area is UNDER one of the lifts.

Get to work, computer says no. IT says do this x 8. Don't know, fuck it bring us the hardware. I foresee very little getting done today.

It's alarm day 🤪

Silversun Pickups tonight letssgooo! Went to the Q/A and acoustic set last night - it was fantastic.

It's a Melbourne day today - breakfast with a view of the Dandenongs.

My new driving glasses worked well. It's nice being able to read those adjustable speed signs over the freeway a bit sooner.

Today's jam.

James Iha's guitar stuff is fucking awesome.

yay, belgian waffle maker will be delivered tomorrow along with new keyboard covers, this will help with all the typos I've been making recently

Back in the office after the almost week off. Fortunately there isn't too much to catch up on. A lot of emails are just from head office Sharepoint. They don't seem to realise not everyone in the organisation needs to know about when the local cafe is doing 30c off coffee

Bill Oddie has dropped off the twig. Much missed.

Goodnight all ❤️

Discombobulated in general

Ugh. Pants.

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There's a price update meeting I'm straight up keeping out of. We had a price increase a few months ago where it's quite complicated to have that reflected in a catalogue. We're doing it again and it seems like no one has learnt from last time. I don't need to be part of these conversations that retread the same ground.

This is what prompted people to ask if AI could reconcile the price differences between a spreadsheet and a PDF. The answer was no then and it's still no now

There it goes

That was cool!

I keep my old phone charged without a sim as a spare google device, it also went beep.

Anyone want to tell me a tale about why this bus is so sticky?

Off in the distance I hear sick d&b beats being dropped; it's the perfect soundtrack to an inner Melbourne evening.

cold out there , no gloves, hand hurts

Awaiting superpowers ...