Does it have beans?

This is like Dwarf Bread in the Discworld books. It's impossible to starve if you have it with you because while you can, technically, eat it you're absolutely guaranteed to find something else you'd rather eat instead.

Ok, I had to do a search to figure what an "anti-hunger protein loaf" was.

A mix of white eggs, ground meat and oats??

Now I'm absolutely convinced such horrors should not be made in this world.

I came in thinking it looked like a kickass flapjack.

Im going to leave now, before I read any more of your nightmare words.

Unironically make something like this at least once a month with ground chicken. Mash it up and mix it with veggies as a salad. That, or cut brownie sized portions and chomp on it cold handheld. It bewilders my lady.

Temu Lembas.

Not too different than what my old Chihuahua ate due to dietary issues.

1lb ground turkey, pumpkin puree from a can, half bag of frozen mixed veggies, a little rice, and egg or two to bind. It was bland but the old guy loved it.

You forgot the tomato paste slathered on top served with a long hard squirt of ketchup

This looks so delicious

Pretty sure that's just the nutraloaf

Touched*