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What type of a madman are you to fold a fitted sheet?

Ball it up like a normal person and shove it in the linen cabinet. The wrinkles add character.

My folding strategy for the fitted sheet: wad it up into a ball and shove it in the linen closet, because there is no mathematically proven way to properly manage the topology of a fitted sheet, and anyone that says they can is a witch.

Flat sheet - fold half, half, fourths. Fitted sheet- fold half, half, fourths. Pillow cases- fold half lengthwise Stack. Roll. Pat to flatten.

Even after 40 years, I still can't even get the bloody things on right according to my wife. So we fold them and put them on together.

Our solution was to not have folded sheets. It's easy tofind fitted sheets when they're all fitted sheets.