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[–] 76 points 3 months ago (8 children)

These types of things always cut off too soon. If this person is serious, I'm really interested in what they think chickens are.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Correct, but also all birds are dinosaurs. Not all dinosaurs are birds. Birds are to dinosaurs as squares are to rectangles.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Now we are comparing apples to oranges. Birds and dinosaurs are shapes, yes, but they in NO WAY resemble squares or rectangles. In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to find a single right angle on those puppies. Not that they are puppies. Wait. Are they puppies?

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Make no mistake, chickens are dinosaurs.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Indeed. If I may quote my own comment from a couple weeks ago:

    I have watched the simulated running of various dinosaur species in documentaries such as Jurassic Park.

    I have also watched my chickens excitedly run around my back yard.

    There is nothing you can say that will convince me birds are not literally dinosaurs.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago*

    Plato bursts into the room, holding an unplucked chicken.
    "Behold, a bird!"

    Apparently someone else beat me to it.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    This is a very telling preview of what will be the gen of youth that uses AI for everything.

    Not to say that the education system wasn't broken already (and it was), but their reliance on AI to solve problems instead of using some bit of critical thinking to try and solve it is just plain bad.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    This sounds like Luddite nonsense, but there's actual research that strongly suggests that Gen Alpha is the first generation in recent history (if not recorded history) to be less intellectually capable than its parents. We finally beat the Flynn Effect and all it took was $10 trillion and destroying the planet.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago

    If that's the base level you're actually making a case FOR handing the education system to AI.

    I managed to trigger some bad halluzinations but I couldn't pull it off (in a few min to be fair) to even trick my local stupid model into "chickens are mammals" (went this route because reframing is easier for tiny models than negation)

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Birds aren't real, everyone knows that.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I can't laugh at this kind of thing anymore because it just makes me think about how so many people sincerely, aggressively, believe nonsense

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I have been fooled too many times by what I thought were over-the-top satire communities that turned out to be all too real. Flat earthers and even when the first communities celebrating trump came out come to mind.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    They USED to be real, but then the government killed them all off and quietly replaced them with drones.

    That's literally what covid was, they needed people away from public spaces so they could upgrade the drones.

    They charge by sitting on power lines, why else would they do that when everyone knows power lines give you 5g cancer.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    You think they fly South for the winter? What, for warmth? No, sheeple, they're flying to El Salvador to their docks to charge and offload their surveillance data. Did you think it was a coincidence that those cameras are called Flock?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Behold! Plato's... erm... what?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Awkward meme with penguins in 3, 2, 1...

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Black holes are now the second densest things we know of.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    yes, asuka. chickens are birds.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I wonder why they protected their account...

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    But how?

    Well, generally, they're born that way.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Do we tell them?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I love the overconfidence of the emoji. Use it back.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)