BwHahHahHAha.

How in the fuck is this advert real 🤣

It’s like onion or adult swim sketch. 🤣

The complete disconnection and inability for any of these Silicon Valley fuck boys and girls to read the room is absolutely mind blowing.

Jesus Christ. For a company that lives on stolen private communication, and pretends they know how to interpret it to sell it….

This clearly disproves it. 😂

Absolute fucking bellends.

the David Bowie song “Five Years.”

Idk this ad is just "You think AI is bad? Well look at all this stock footage of a happy family!"

We really let the stupidest people have all the money and make the big decisions.

Can we stop with tech crunch .. I'm not disabling my adblocker.

For those of you who don't know. Theres a billionaire cult called TESCREAL which wants to "create a worthy successor to humanity".

I’m so sick of Meta. Wish they’d flush themselves already.

Pushing through the market square

So many mothers sighing

News had just come over

We had five years left to cry in (cry in)

.

News guy wept and told us

Earth was really dying (dying)

Cried so much his face was wet

Then I knew he was not lying (lying)

.

I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies

I saw boys, toys, electric irons and TVs

My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare

I had to cram so many things to store everything in there

.

And all the fat, skinny people

And all the tall, short people

And all the nobody people

And all the somebody people

I never thought I'd need so many people

.

A girl my age went off her head

Hit some tiny children

If the black hadn't have pulled her off

I think she would have killed them

.

A soldier with a broken arm

Fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac

A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest

And a queer threw up at the sight of that

.

I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour

Drinking milkshakes cold and long

Smiling and waving and looking so fine

Don't think you knew you were in this song

.

And it was cold and it rained, so I felt like an actor

And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there

Your face, your race, the way that you talk I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk

.

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes

Five years, what a surprise

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

.

We've got five years, what a surprise

Five years, stuck on my eyes

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

.

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes

Five years, what a surprise

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

.

We've got five years, what a surprise

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

.

Five years

Five years

Five years

Five years

Another article in which we find that the people who are making things in this country are building the things that science fiction authors wrote about to stop people from doing such things. Yup, they saw the horrors and they just smiled and thought "Cool!"

Colossus the Forbin Project, I Robot (the literature and the movie), Running Man ,The Matrix, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Rollerball, And of course Minority Report.

These are all good works of fiction, either literature or movies, that apparently our business elite has decided is what we need to make Real.

AI bros are never beating the philistine-who-never-once-read-a-book-and-only-listens-to-jam-bands-because-there-are-no-challenging-lyrics accusations

Four different communities you posted this to. I'm blocking the spammy git.

Of course it fucking has, how could you not be more optimistic when listening to something like that.

I swear Cuckerberg is an alien that has come here to kill us all.

One good thing about AI is exposing the level of taste these people have.