Finally an actually moving and relatable poem.
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There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
There once was a man from Nantucket
who's cock was so long he could suck it
With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin
And said, "if my ear were a removed I could fuck it"
"if my ear were a removed
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you'd possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
Moved me to tears
I shouldnβt have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption..
It was going to rhyme but I ainβt got all day
Pfft. It doesn't even rhyme
It should be a crime.
Refridgerator
I'm all outta limes
Human poetry isβ¦confusing π€βπ²
Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good ol' donut glazing.
The abolition of capitalism will save the pollar bears and our species as well.

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