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[–] 101 points 3 months ago

Finally an actually moving and relatable poem.

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  • [–] 94 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    There once was a man from Nantucket

    who's cock was so long he could suck it

    With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin

    And said, "if my ear were a removed I could fuck it"

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    There once was a maid of Madras,
    Who had a magnificent ass,
    Not rounded and pink,
    As you'd possibly think,
    It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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  • [–] 46 points 3 months ago

    Beautiful πŸ₯Ή

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago

    Poetry is so romantic

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    I wanna check out more by this writer

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    I shouldn’t have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption..

    It was going to rhyme but I ain’t got all day

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago

    A modern classic

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Pfft. It doesn't even rhyme

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Human poetry is…confusing πŸ€”β”πŸ²

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good ol' donut glazing.

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  • This is poetry. Oh well - it actually is :D

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    The abolition of capitalism will save the pollar bears and our species as well.

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