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[–] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Damn kids these days don't know how to think for themselves. They are FAR to reliant on the deities and its ruining society.

Back in MY day we NEVER prayed to the gods for guidance and we turned out JUST fine.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I blame the parents for marrying their cousins. Weren't your siblings good enough for you‽

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    This cousin marriage nonsense is getting out of control! I married my sister just like my father married HIS sister and it was good enough for us! Now SUDDENLY marrying a cousin is still "keeping it in the family"??!?!?!

    My mother's sister didnt pop out 7 kids just for my kids to NOT marry one another! No respect for tradition

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Praise be Sekhmet!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Yep that sounds just like her.

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    [–] 35 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    being the god of pestilence and healing is like being the god of toilets and beer, guaranteed not to run out of business

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, you know, funny you should mention beer:

    Sekhmet was a scourge upon humanity, slaughtering villages and drinking the blood of her victims. One village had the clever idea of mixing in red dye to their beer, covering the ground, and then hiding.

    Sekhmet thought it was a village she had already slaughtered, drank all the "blood", got drunk, then slept off her lust for genocide. After she woke up, Sekhmet took up healing for a change.

    Disclaimer; I've written this entirely from memory so it might not be exactly how the story goes.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕
    𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Goddess of war, pestilence and healing

    That's quite the resume.

    "Yes, I decided to minor in Healing just to round things out".

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Or they are describing war as pestilence and healing.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    "Dig guano, it's a great fertilizer and will provide you with plenty of food"

    Thanks, you might be a lil' late for that one

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago*

    C U R S E O F S E K H M E T

    just got to meet her, interestingly enough

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Tell her I said SCARAB FOREARM BIRD BIRD BIRD

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    [Curse of Ra]

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