John hasn't changed at all! At this rate he's going to live forever.

Oh man, he's on the Brian Butterfield Diet Plan™️! He looks absolutely increbible

All of John's mirrors are mounted above shoulder height.

What’s really messing with me is that there ARE subtle differences in the two pictures (cross your eyes and superimpose the images)

I'm on the "do nothing different" diet. In just two weeks, I lost 14 days!