Face is far too big.

Someone should turn it into a fountain

That's not anatomically correct, there is a hole missing.

I believe the expression is

oh look, a new public toilet just opened

Bro's gonna be chopped up and taken to four different scrapyards as if he owed the cartel money.

me with a 3/16" drill bit and red sharpie

Lol.

He's dead.

in the end he became what he hated the most

a person of color

Wondering how long it takes for someone to make him a nice, big, veiny silicone addon for the microphone.

I kinda feel they’ll have to hire a full-time hazmat suit person.

Human waste in public is toxic, right?

Who would have to pay for the constant cleaning? The statue owner? The city?

Hinge the elbow, mic replaced with a dildo, rope of cum across the left of his neck.