Sure glad we booted all those freeloaders from Medicaid.

Good thing all those poor kids won't get free lunches at school anymore so they can afford all these free helicopter rides

The party of fiscal responsibility, everyone.

This is how he feels about his boss,

These are not serious people. Wake up America, you're being taken for ride just like how this couch fucker is taking rides on your dime. Ya'll are very fucked, so fucked that it's probably irreversible at this point.

A series of last-minute travel requests, known as “off the record” movements,

Not like this administration likes to do anything on the record.

Vance’s plans to travel from his home at the Naval Observatory to the golf course at Andrews Air Force Base would’ve represented a flight on a familiar route, while avoiding public impacts such as traffic jams

Ah, he thinks he's too good to sit in traffic.

Gif of Trump saying he's going to drain the swamp

It's not like we needed to fund the CDC anyway /s

Blowing my years long security budget in a single day by sending my kid to disney world on an aircraft carrier.

Imagine the outrage if Obama took his daughter to, say, a music lesson in a Blackhawk.

Government efficiency at its finest

Maybe we could let him borrow Kobe's chopper?

Meet the new emperor. Same as the last emperor.

Silly couchfucker

Swamp. Drained. /s

Hope Vance Jr grows up to despise his father

I reckon if David Lammy (the UK Deputy Prime Minister) attempted that, the army would tell him to get his own fucking helicopter.

Ever drive in DC traffic? I hate Vance, but I get it. It would be hard to ignore that option if it was available to you.