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We both know that's a lie

The effect of sleeping in by going to bed early will never taste as sweet as sleeping in by staying in bed late

The simple fact is that we hairless apes were never meant to have the sum of all human knowledge and endless distractions available to us at all times.

We're inquisitive creatures and it's hard AF to put that phone down when dopamine loop at 1am.

What kind of a question is that; obviously they're picked fresh off of jelly bean stalks. Which you get by covering a bean stalk in jelly of course - jelly flavor determines bean flavor. (I really don't recommend KY jelly....)

For a second I was confused. Thought meme was talking about the secret knowledge you can find in that dream space while snoozing.

So many of life's mysteries become clear there. But then you get up and it all turns out to be unhinged nonsense.

some r/adhdmemes material

Also me in bed before going to work.

At least it's much better than spending hours watching brainrot.

My personal version involves "Go to sleep" vs "Read just one more chapter of the book I'm currently reading".