Isn’t he the leak?!?

A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.

Spoiler: it’s him

“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”

The leak is coming from inside the building.

He's... He's in the room.

My God, who is this sonofabitch?!

"The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef's office!"

miley cyrus launches joint task force to track down the real identity of hannah montana

Most transparent administration in US history, folks. /s

This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.

anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.

Isn't this like the first step in the establishment of fascism

Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.

If you weren't doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn't have to worry about leaks.

Shtrike forsh!

Meanwhile pausing CMMC. Again.

If it's anything like other Hegseth strike forces, he will pay those informants handsomely, do nothing to them, and learn nothing.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Paying someone to hold his phone when he's been drinking, so it's a full-time position.

The call is coming from inside the house.

This is a bit like when I pretend I didn’t fart and it’s just me in the elevator alone.

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Joint Strike force is Joint because he needs supervision

Source: Kegseth accidentally texted me about the change

Oh, good. That means the endeavor is as good as lost. If they WERE making any progress, it's done now.

His office then proceeded to send out an urgent memo with the title written in all caps comic sans "TAKE US SERIOUSLY, IT IS MADATORY"

Is he going to surrender to them too?

Final report recommendation: Keep your phone at home when your blitzed, Kegsbreath...