The only mystery I see is why the fuck has the governor not declared a special election? What’s the GOP gonna do? Sue? Ok let them give proof of life in court.

Every recent picture of this mofo, looks like he's confused, in pain and about to vote in favor of some republican legislation

Depends on how long it took for Mitchy to get defibbed... assuming appropriate CPR until the AED is ready, first few minutes could be around 2/3 chance of survival, anything significantly more than 10 minutes we're looking at less than 1/4 chance.

(Sounds like mitch was unconscious from a fall and not a cardiac arrest, reports were that CPR was administered but was he breathing at some point? Mysteries still abound)

McConnell fucking over democracy one last time on his way out is the only way he would want to go.

The nature of his illness: he's dead

Continuing to improve

it's called decomposition

If he was getting better and getting out they would have said so.

He’s not getting better and not getting out, maybe even brain dead, so they say nothing rather than outright lie about his condition.

Absolutely nothing will happen to anyone says says they spoke to him and in fact didn’t.

He died, and the government is not releasing details so that there is no possibility of a challenge for his position before the summer recess.

The only "mystery" is the date and time when he died.

Because he's dead.

LOL, "mystery".

Why don't these people send reporters to find where this motherfucker is checked in at?

8/4/26 they'll announce he's brain dead

Cue the Monty Python dead parrot sketch.

This whole thing just shows us what exactly what will happen if/when trump keels over. It will be covered up as long as possible. Just like Iran's new Ayatollah, who has never been seen, even to show up for his father's funeral.

It's OK, we already have even worse people to continue his work.

They’ll pump his corpse with enough steroids to kill a horse, put him in a track suit and walk him through the front door of the capital next week you watch.

Weekend at Mitch’s

Can't wait for him to run for another election 🙄

He ded.

What's the advantage of pretending McConnell isn't dead or incapacitated? The Kentucky legislature already took the power to appoint vacancies from the Governor when a Democrat won. Who wants to delay or avoid a special election? I don't get it.

There is no mystery. He’s dead and republicans are doing some on brand shady shit to make sure Massie can’t run for his seat. To accomplish this they can’t pull the plug until august 3rd

He dead

he's dead ffs, why are we continuing to entertain the obvious lies about this?

Just retire, mitch

Weekend at Mitchy's

You think maybe they should chop off his dick and preserve it in amber or clear resin? For later. It's a new thing from the surgeon general. I wouldn't question it. Just chop it off

Whether he's dead or not, he already did a significant amount of damage. His death doesn't change anything does it?