Breaking News: LIVE. Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign. TVN Exclusive

e: real news report, they mixed up the chyron

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Due to a decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts switch to a more aggressive sales campaign.
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[–] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That’s their lesser-known offshoot, Girl Special Forces

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Ive heared they are planning for a even more agressive sales campaign

    Something about "long range ,high speed air to ground cookie delivery"

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Christ, I'll buy the cookies already. Ya got Thin Mints?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Can confirm. My daughter just got her M4A1 badge and a "broom" badge for learning how to sweep the perimeter.

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    [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I support supporting girl scouts and their fundraising, but I don't want high calorie, unhealthy cookies. The cookies make me feel sugar sick.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "aggressive" is missing a "g." News makes spelling mistakes, memers make more, dunno

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    No one wants to be a girl scout anymore. They aren't willing to put on their boots and go door to door with an m16 and threaten people anymore. This ain't no socialist cookie. You have to be willing to do the hard work.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    FPV cookie delivery when?

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