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[–] 27 points 4 months ago (1 child)

This is misinformation, you should not listen to OP

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Surely you jest. They would never do anything so devious!

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Catphishing.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It's not just cats. The dogs have learned to lie, too. I had one literally cross its heart and hope to die that it had never eated a morsel of food in its entire life.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    That's how I talk to my cat.

    "Meow!"

    "Really?"

    "MEEEOOOWW!"

    "Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"

    "MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!"

    "Ok then let's get you fed, you poor thing."

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago
    [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I, for one, am shocked.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Alms... alms for the poor... alms...

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Would a cat actually do that? Just tell lies?

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    most of the times they are just bored...

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Did a dog write this? Surely its just propaganda for GoodBoyPAC

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Your telling me that a cat would just lie?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    When I was still with my ex my cat used to wake one of us up early in the morning, get breakfast, eat it all, make sure whoever he woke up was sound asleep, and then go wake up the other one of us frantically asking for food again. He was so good at it that we started texting the sleeping person's phone whenever we fed him, so when he'd wake one of us up the first thing we'd do was check our phone to see if he'd eaten yet and he'd look so disappointed when he realized we were onto his game.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I prefer this scam rather than some more widely popular / used scams

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