Turd Ferguson and Sean Connery would like a word

And yet....

No link.

Chevy Chase, Richard Pryor. feel free to look it up. nothing has ever come close

Kate McKinnon's abduction sketches are pretty stellar.

I'm not so sure, did you know you were drinking decaffeinated columbia frozen coffee crystals sir?

I think this post needs more cowbell.

I wish i was smoking doobies, living in a van down by the river

Farley couldn't stop cracking up his costars, you see them keep turning away or covering their faces. gold.

I like Synchronized Swimming better.

I've got two theories