Delicious grilled corn is here. Political memes are ---> That Way --->

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[–] 7 points 4 months ago
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[–] 4 points 4 months ago

Both of my cornholes are ready.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Butter my corn daddy 🤤

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Who puts a pat of butter right in the middle of the corn? Has the photographer never eaten corn on the cob?

    You either spread it, or you make a line of butter on the plate and roll the cob in it. I will die on this hill.

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    My dad used to do this with toast. He'd wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.

    Then when I came down, he'd pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.

    I'm like "I'll just make the toast myself", and he was like "no! You're 8 years old! You're not allowed".

    I'm 42 now. We don't talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I thought we were doing Zombie Mitch right now?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    "Y'all want some of my street corn? It's been freshly grilled directly on the hot-ass blacktop. What? What do you mean that's not what street corn is? It totally is! Corn cooked on the street! Street corn!"

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Sorry, it is over $2 an ear now. Can't afford it anymore.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It never left. It’s literally in everything.

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